Post by Mads on Dec 31, 2005 18:14:25 GMT -5
Hey I got this NEw year's resoulution from Liquid Generation.com... i think its kinda funny... i want to share it with you and so to give u idea bout' your 06' resolution. ;D ;D
Here is the list:
Stop using the term "Boo-Yaa" so liberally - it’s just disrespectful. For instance, the other day I was walking down the street and I heard wheels screech and then...BAM! A car accident! Without giving it a second thought, I ran up to the driver of the car that was hit from behind and yelled at the top of my lungs, "Boo-Yaa!" Unnecessary.
Stop saying "Beam me up, Scotty" -- I’m sure it’s getting pretty annoying to those around me. Just to give you an idea of how annoying this might be, I saw this female with a badonkadonk booty last week so I walked up to her boyfriend and I’m like "d**n! Beam me up, Scotty!" He kind of gave me this weird look, so I gave him the Doctor Spock Vulcan sign hand-thingy. I don’t think he appreciated that.
Stop referring to every beverage as "Crunk Juice" – For example, this morning I went out to breakfast at a local upscale eatery. When the waitress came around and asked if I would like something to drink, I’m all, "Yo yo yo fine sister, let me get up on some of that Crunk Juice milk. I loves me some Crunk Juice milk." I probably could have just said, "I’ll have some milk please." Not cool.
Stop yelling "Holla!" - At breakfast again this morning, when my Eggs Benedict came without hollandaise sauce, I decided it would be a good idea to yell at the waitress, "Oh snap! Y’all forgot the hollandaise! Holla!" Again, not cool.
And finally,stop referring to women as "Booty Holders." - I think my final wake up call was when I referred to my boss’s wife as his "Booty Holder" and he punched me in the throat. Ouch!
KAYO, ANO NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION NINYO?
Here is the list:
Stop using the term "Boo-Yaa" so liberally - it’s just disrespectful. For instance, the other day I was walking down the street and I heard wheels screech and then...BAM! A car accident! Without giving it a second thought, I ran up to the driver of the car that was hit from behind and yelled at the top of my lungs, "Boo-Yaa!" Unnecessary.
Stop saying "Beam me up, Scotty" -- I’m sure it’s getting pretty annoying to those around me. Just to give you an idea of how annoying this might be, I saw this female with a badonkadonk booty last week so I walked up to her boyfriend and I’m like "d**n! Beam me up, Scotty!" He kind of gave me this weird look, so I gave him the Doctor Spock Vulcan sign hand-thingy. I don’t think he appreciated that.
Stop referring to every beverage as "Crunk Juice" – For example, this morning I went out to breakfast at a local upscale eatery. When the waitress came around and asked if I would like something to drink, I’m all, "Yo yo yo fine sister, let me get up on some of that Crunk Juice milk. I loves me some Crunk Juice milk." I probably could have just said, "I’ll have some milk please." Not cool.
Stop yelling "Holla!" - At breakfast again this morning, when my Eggs Benedict came without hollandaise sauce, I decided it would be a good idea to yell at the waitress, "Oh snap! Y’all forgot the hollandaise! Holla!" Again, not cool.
And finally,stop referring to women as "Booty Holders." - I think my final wake up call was when I referred to my boss’s wife as his "Booty Holder" and he punched me in the throat. Ouch!
KAYO, ANO NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION NINYO?